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Kiplinger: A Germanic surname of unknown origins. Anyone blessed enough to have been born a Kiplinger would be best suited to praise God on an hourly basis for this act of divine grace. If you're a Kiplinger, chances are that you're extraordinarily good looking, insurmountably intelligent, and wealthy beyond all measures.
Gee, I wish I could be a Kiplinger.
by Warlord0515 April 28, 2009
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