Kiplinger 

Kiplinger: A Germanic surname of unknown origins. Anyone blessed enough to have been born a Kiplinger would be best suited to praise God on an hourly basis for this act of divine grace. If you're a Kiplinger, chances are that you're extraordinarily good looking, insurmountably intelligent, and wealthy beyond all measures.

Gee, I wish I could be a Kiplinger.

Kiplinger by Warlord0515 April 27, 2009

Dr. Henry Killinger 

A character in the Venture Brothers universe. Appearing in the episode I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills. Dr. Killinger is a foreigner who goes around toting his "Magic Murder Bag" and ends up becoming The Monarchs new #2. In the end of the episode he manages to reunite The Monarch with Dr. Girlfreind, thus putting and end to The Monarchs loneliness.

"My name is Dr. Henry Killinger, and this is my magic murder bag"

Dr. Henry Killinger by Robert Mansouri September 22, 2008

Klinger

The left over remnants from a snow session that get lodged in your nose. In other words a coke booger

Jimmy Hoffa: dude I’m speeding out of no where, I think I had a pretty big Klinger.

Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit

a school bus.

Klinger by TheFrailDwayneJohnson March 3, 2019

Sloppy Kissinger 

A diplomatic tactic of anal sex whereby the male strays from the vaginal zone and enters the prohibited anus on the condition that he will soon withdraw.

When Jorge didn't ejaculate after 10 minutes of awkward reassurance, Hannah knew she was enduring a "Sloppy Kissinger"

Sloppy Kissinger by John Bolton's Silver 'Stache May 18, 2007

Kipling

The word Kipling (or Mr Kipling) means 'exceedingly good'. It derives from British advertisements for Mr Kipling bakery products, whose cakes are 'exceedingly good'. Used in the playground it becomes a much hipper way to say something otherwise pretentious.

Jo: Good match last night?
Sam: Yeah, kipling bruv.

Kipling by Poppins February 26, 2005

Kipling

An act in a vaudeville joke with sly reference to the classic writer Rudyard Kipling.

Do you like Kipling?

I don't know, I've never tried it.

Kipling by werelemming September 19, 2005

henry kissinger 

A former Secretary of State who, despite having won the Nobel Peace Prize -- a slap in the face to those who TRULY have spent their lives supporting human rights and working for the betterment of humankind -- should be sitting in an international prison as a war criminal. Among his many (mis)deeds were sabotaging the 1968 Paris Peace Talks (thus tacking on another five years of U.S. involvement in the Vietnam conflict), and his key role in orchestrating the 1973 coup in Chile which put murderous Pinochet into power.

He reportedly no longer travels abroad without first consulting his lawyers about the possibility of his being arrested.

Henry Kissinger is the antichrist.

henry kissinger by MRT2 September 24, 2008