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Kerington
A small creature with ten fingers and ten toes, who with one look will capture your heart and fill your being with eternal joy. They are smart, endearing, and can overcome the largest beasts with one finger.
Kerington by Lovealwaysandforever February 5, 2010
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david keuning
The guitarist and occasional backup singer for the band the killers. Really cool hair. Cooler hair than my brother's. Also called Dave Keuning or just Dave or "the one with the hair" (I have never understood that comment).
"I'd like this band to last for another 50 years. I want to be in a band like Queen - that's my dream. I want that kind of longevity and that kind of variety."
David Keuning has the bestest hair!
David Keuning has the bestest hair!
david keuning by Andrea June 20, 2005
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kenning by blahhsnoff November 5, 2010
Kenning it
Refers to when a someone, particularly middle-aged men named Kenn, is too dumb or lazy to do a home improvement project the right way and instead takes the easy way out by doing a shoddy, make-shift job that's bound to fail when least expected. For example, taping down kitchen tile with cheap double-sided tape (instead of mortar), removing or cutting a structural beam in a house for more head room, or covering an exterior electrical wire with plumbing tape to protect it from the rain.
Ex. 1 Using masking tape to hold down the roof shingles? What the hell?! You are really Kenning it today.
Ex. 2 Will you quit Kenning it already? I'm tired of having to re-do every project you touch.
Ex. 2 Will you quit Kenning it already? I'm tired of having to re-do every project you touch.
Kenning it by lexiwa October 15, 2013