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kenning by blahhsnoff November 5, 2010
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kenning
when a figure of authority, uses said authority to get close to his victim, physically and or emotionally, who does not reciprocate the feelings. they don't take no for an answer but will fake an apology when rejected. this ruse will continue until the perpetrator is kicked directly in the testicles from the front or back depending on the position of the kenning victim
Kenning
kenning
1. A literary device
2. A person who may be considered a tool
3. Anyone who is an avid golfer and has a farmers tan from his golfing glove
2. A person who may be considered a tool
3. Anyone who is an avid golfer and has a farmers tan from his golfing glove
1. Use kennings to create a poetic masterpiece
2. Mas, dude, he is such a kenning!!!
3. That kenning really needs to take off his glove while he's putting if he ever wishes to rid himself of that farmers tan.
2. Mas, dude, he is such a kenning!!!
3. That kenning really needs to take off his glove while he's putting if he ever wishes to rid himself of that farmers tan.
kenning by Victor Sad October 3, 2007
Kenning
An adaptation that turns a proper noun into an adjective describing predatory behavior or malicious sexual deviance. Any time you make someone uncomfortable or push your weird and creepy sexual advances on to them in an aggressive way. Especially common to be applied to the same sex as you. Trying to convert someone into a same sex relationship they do not want to be a part of.
Kenning
a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."