kenning

A poetic device, describing a word or a phrase in a metaphoric.

A boat.

Kenning: *A wave rider*

by YTAZURE September 8, 2016

kenning

running in an open field eatting porkchops

it is illeagle to go kenning in a public park, i went out kenning for dinner last night

by blahhsnoff November 5, 2010

kenning

when a figure of authority, uses said authority to get close to his victim, physically and or emotionally, who does not reciprocate the feelings. they don't take no for an answer but will fake an apology when rejected. this ruse will continue until the perpetrator is kicked directly in the testicles from the front or back depending on the position of the kenning victim

jesus christ, he's kenning the fuck out of her !

not a suprise, the boss is kenning the new girl already

I got kenned so hard last night...AWKWARD!

Is he k-diddling her right now?

by 22422 March 15, 2018

Kenning

The art of a male sitting down whilst urinating.

Cody is kenning because he's weird.

by thejet70 June 15, 2019

kenning

1. A literary device
2. A person who may be considered a tool
3. Anyone who is an avid golfer and has a farmers tan from his golfing glove

1. Use kennings to create a poetic masterpiece
2. Mas, dude, he is such a kenning!!!
3. That kenning really needs to take off his glove while he's putting if he ever wishes to rid himself of that farmers tan.

by Victor Sad October 3, 2007

Kenning

An adaptation that turns a proper noun into an adjective describing predatory behavior or malicious sexual deviance. Any time you make someone uncomfortable or push your weird and creepy sexual advances on to them in an aggressive way. Especially common to be applied to the same sex as you. Trying to convert someone into a same sex relationship they do not want to be a part of.

“Jeeze I was at the package store and saw someone violently sucking off the clerk for some nips of Southern Comfort, they were really Kenning him.

by Mrbuglegs June 2, 2022

Kenning

a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."

"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."

by chromal June 5, 2023