Joined at the Dick

At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.

"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"

Joined at the Dick by twalkerweb September 22, 2011

Jownership 

When someone called whose name starts 'Jo' e.g. Joe/Jo/Joanna/Joan takes control of a situation.

Hey Joe it would be great if you could take jownership of this for me

Jownership by plaice holder July 5, 2018

jwned 

Variant of pwned, only kosher for Passover use. All your bar mitzvahs are belong to us!

"All out of kosher wine?? JWNED!"

jwned by Majesty April 2, 2005

Jonned 

Being wasted beyond belief, punking everything that walks, trying to fight anyone even when you know you'll lose, over and over and over again.

(wake up in a boat of the Gulf of Mexico no matter where you're from) "Wow, I was so jonned last night!"

Jonned by Afro Jew April 24, 2010

Joined The Book Club 

Converting to Christianity (or any religion) and becoming overly preachy and elitist about it.

"Dude, David's become such a lame-o ever since he joined the book club."

Joined The Book Club by PrincessJetta February 28, 2009

jooned 

To have either material or time "stolen" or borrowed for an unspecified time.

Usually done by a person who is too cheap to buy their own stuff or able to do things on their own.

Someone took my seat, man I got jooned.

jooned by Joon W February 19, 2009

kim-j0wned 

Epic Fail

Person A: I failed that test!
Person B: You got kim-j0wned!

Person A: You going to get kim-j0wned?
Person B: No...I don't want to think about getting kim-j0wned!

Person A: I'm going to get kim-j0wned!

kim-j0wned by kimjong123 October 28, 2009