Joryed 

When someone tries to help you fix something, but only screws it up worse. Specifically something technical or I.T. related. I.E. cell phones, computers, PDA's, smart phones, software, etc.

"Yeah I kept getting these weird error messages so Dustin came over to help me but he totally Joryed my computer. It won't even turn on now."

Joryed by - D January 9, 2009

jortel

A sexy, charming beast that gets alot of girls and is super chill.

Don't mess with Jortel because he can steal your girl without even trying.

jortel by True dat December 3, 2013

jerted 

An expression, which relates to bamboozling an individual, or something said to someone when an unfortunate event happens, or a combination of the two.

Chad: Wow your wife cheated on you with your dog?
Beta:Yeah
Chad: Wow get fucking jerted.

jerted by Sargon Daddysho October 30, 2019

Jarted 

the often fatal act of being struck by a flying, recreational lawn toy

Holy Sheeit, did you just see that kid get jarted?!

Jarted by Neurotom September 29, 2008

jorked 

Usually being of male gender, someone who is jorked appears very muscular, and quite large in size. Their jorked appearence is due, in large part, to the use of roids.

1. Damn.. now THAT guy is JORKED!
2. Man, jorked buddy over there is definitely on the roids. Freekin roid monkey.

jorked by Burnski March 30, 2008

dick-jolted 

feeling shocked or dazed after being confessed to from someone who did not reciprocate the feelings of attraction at first

Main man got dick-jolted after she told him her rejection of him was a mistake and that she would like start things over.

dick-jolted by Roronoakozo March 23, 2019

josted 

The act of being ridiculously exhausted after participating in intense sexual activities. Usually after long, long nights.

Dude, im SO josted after last night with that guy!

josted by smartwater September 30, 2009