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The JoHoez, or what fanzombies call them, the Jonas Brothers, is a stupid rock band made up of 3 faggots named Dick, Hoe, and Pevin.

These faggots have done a lot of shit to mess up the world.

First, they have made thousands of little girls obsessed with their gay ass voices and made them "dumb in the head".

Second, they, along with the other hundreds of stupid disney stars, have ruined and made gone CLASSIC DISNEY. You know, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, and other good shows.

Third, they have caused internet war and madness. Currently, there is a fight between fangirls and haters hosted by the stupid video site YouTube in which every day, hundreds of stupid little girls comment on the JoHoe page hoping they got on and read their comments.

What they don't know, though, is that they actually don't even know how to use a computer, much less the interwebz. The people who DO log on is their parents and representatives.


So still, till this day, the war rages on. The JoHoez will have to die one day though, whether it be from diabeetus or AIDS from having group sex with Hannah Montana
Those fucking JoHoez are getting on my nerves...

The JoHoez like to masturbate

Buttsex

Have you ever heard of the jonas brothers terrible music?

-yeah, they make my ears bleed like crazy.

faggots
JoHoez by JoHoez December 16, 2008
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1. A girl who dates a Jonas brother.
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johnestly 

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Omg Susan don't be such a johoe
Girl1 : mom one-day I wanna be a johoe just like you

Dr phill : no bitch you won't
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