Johnning 

The act of consuming caffeine while smoking a cigarette at the same time.

Guy 1: What's he doing with all those legal addictive substances over there?
Guy 2: Johnning.

Johnning by Johnninh April 26, 2009

Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III 

A typical British man. Posh probably, and drinks tea. Don't call him Tom.

Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III

Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 23, 2023

scarlett johanssoning

Taking semi-nude pictures of yourself in the mirror.
P.s. Preferably with a bum as hot as Scarlett Johansson's

I can't leave the bathroom now - I am busy Scarlett Johanssoning...

scarlett johanssoning by sp@ngeb@b September 19, 2011

Johnsonian Brassneckery 

Used to describe someone who compulsively lies with exceptional conviction (in the style of previous UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.)

Honestly, we don't know how he even believes the things h's saying, we all know its utter bollocks. Totally deluded, a serious case of johnsonian brassneckery

Johnsonian Brassneckery by SemiColonicus July 16, 2022

johnboyinget 

A term used in place of basically any verb or any noun that adds quality and humor to any phrase or sentance. You can johnboyinget to just about anything!

Did you get your johnboyinget today? No, but I johnboyingeted to work to find a shit load of johnboyinget on my desk. I told my boss to try johnboyingetting this shit himself sometime, and I got my ass johnboyingeted...

johnboyinget by eric1337 April 24, 2008

Johnsonius theorem 

The theory that supports the idea that air has no mass although it has matter, this is shown because buildings don't collapse because of the air above and surrounding it, if air truly did have mass then why aren't we floating because the air should take up the space beneath us and compress to such high levels that it repels us but instead it doesn't so therefore air can only be considered a force due to it's invisible nature similar to that of gravity

"I highly support the Johnsonius theorem because I'm smart"

Johnsonius theorem by BLUELOCK CULTIST May 29, 2023

Johnsonism 

Fascism.

BBC: "Are we witnessing the birth of Johnsonism?"

Everybody: "You mean fascism?"

Johnsonism by F464 December 20, 2019