Jewish Louie
The legendary combo of getting a handful of that clam with your right hand, making a thumbs up gesture with your left, and saying niiiiice like Borat said it.
Jewish Louie by Realniiiiiiiccceeee July 8, 2022
Jewish Stocktake
The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.
Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."
Jewish Stocktake by extheist April 12, 2009
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Jewcrat
An individual that is both Jewish and a Democrat.
Jewcrats are exemplified by studious, hardworking professional Jews that clearly transcend the norms of socioeconomic achievement, yet still vote as if they understand the plight of lesser individuals.
This is similar to Democrat politicians and uber-rich people that vote for Democrats, claiming they care about helping the downtrodden.
The ultimate irony is that both Democrats and Jewcrats think that their success is a function of lifting others up, whereas they have achieved great things due to hard work, discipline and motivation. They forgot how hard they had to work to lift themselves to greatness.
Jewcrats and Democrats should step back and ponder the essence of their being. Once they consider their achievements, maybe they should rethink their allegiance to the Democratic party platform. A bit of self-reflection just might realign their sensitivities so they can create a third political party, a Success party. Their example should be shared with all to encourage people to work to their full potential.
Jewcrats are exemplified by studious, hardworking professional Jews that clearly transcend the norms of socioeconomic achievement, yet still vote as if they understand the plight of lesser individuals.
This is similar to Democrat politicians and uber-rich people that vote for Democrats, claiming they care about helping the downtrodden.
The ultimate irony is that both Democrats and Jewcrats think that their success is a function of lifting others up, whereas they have achieved great things due to hard work, discipline and motivation. They forgot how hard they had to work to lift themselves to greatness.
Jewcrats and Democrats should step back and ponder the essence of their being. Once they consider their achievements, maybe they should rethink their allegiance to the Democratic party platform. A bit of self-reflection just might realign their sensitivities so they can create a third political party, a Success party. Their example should be shared with all to encourage people to work to their full potential.
Thom, how did it go last night at the game?
It went well Jack. Gary the Jewcrat just cleared seven figures for the year busting his hump at the practice.
Wow Thom, I really admire Gary's ambition in the face of so many difficulties. Though we aren't Jewcrats, I really do appreciate their leadership in inspiring America to help themselves.
Jack, clearly Gary's latino cousin Mo hasn't received the Jewcrat success memo. Apparently the TPS report was lost in the spam folder.
That is a shame Thom. Mo is a good guy but really cannot square away his life until he buckles down and makes some tough decisions.
It went well Jack. Gary the Jewcrat just cleared seven figures for the year busting his hump at the practice.
Wow Thom, I really admire Gary's ambition in the face of so many difficulties. Though we aren't Jewcrats, I really do appreciate their leadership in inspiring America to help themselves.
Jack, clearly Gary's latino cousin Mo hasn't received the Jewcrat success memo. Apparently the TPS report was lost in the spam folder.
That is a shame Thom. Mo is a good guy but really cannot square away his life until he buckles down and makes some tough decisions.
jewish glue socket
When a man falls asleep with his penis tucked in his asshole, While he is asleep he has a wet dream and ejaculates in his own asshole, over night it drys up and doesn't allow him to free his penis.
jewish glue socket by pole dinnner March 11, 2011
jewish mother
an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.
jewish mother by Shwaggy February 13, 2004
jewish year
OMG! I haven't seen you in a jewish year!
I was gonna go to the bathroom, but then Garth took a jewish year in there so I used someone else's.
I was gonna go to the bathroom, but then Garth took a jewish year in there so I used someone else's.
jewish year by Johnny De December 5, 2007