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injured pigeon

While your recieving a handjob from your female partner. You simply and quickly break the masturbating arm then grab it and finish it off yourself with the broken arm.
Brenda went to the emergency room after giving a INJURED PIGEON.
injured pigeon by Sugger September 30, 2007
made accostomed to something difficult or painful
She was around it so long she inured it.
inured by Morgan tee January 28, 2008

insurerection 

the condition of Donald's masculinity on Jan.6 2021 insurrection day, which did NOT get punched so he continues to be a lying prick.
If I'd have been in the Oval Office while Trump cheered the rioters I'd have changed his insurerection in a big way!

Injured Flamingo 

The Injured Flamingo is simply when you brake the female's arm while making love and force her to give you a handjob.
Yo Mitch that chick totally gave me a tank injured flamingo.
Injured Flamingo by Huff dawg January 20, 2009

Insurerance 

It’s like when the insurance has an insurance and they all do stuff like carve each other out and so on and so forth and it all becomes a shit show and the patient loses an eye in the process.
Please check his Magellan Anthem Blue Cross Optum carve out managed care policy out of pocket, out of network cost. That should clarify his insurerance coverage for his insurance.
Okay, this one's going around fast! I just made it up last week, and knew I had to snag my credit before someone else did...anyways it means;

To use in the place of retarded or "Dee de dee". {only using with a gesture(make your hand look like a duck head {don't ask >.>} and then bend your hand down all the way.)}
God! you're so injured!

Stop being so damn injured.
injured by Rose Macabre September 21, 2006