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Insured

The act of getting fucked by an insurance company who declines to pay an injured victim for the sake of its profit margin.
Ed was injured in an accident when he was T-boned by Frank who ran a red light at the intersection. Ed was then insured by Mercury Insurance (Frank's insurance) who offered him $250 to get lost.
by Maddog May 22, 2014
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Insured by Smith and Wesson

If you attempt to steal anything from a car or a house; the owner reserves the right to stick a gun in your face.
The thief entered the house and discoved, to his chagrin, that it was insured by Smith and Wesson. Funeral Arrangements are pending.
by Amzngguy June 27, 2009
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Injured Dog

When a man is wanking on all fours naked and as he is using one hand to wank and it is not touching the ground which imitates a dog walking around with an injured front paw
The other day Robert's mother walked in on him pulling an injured dog in the middle of the lounge room floor
by Loose Goose For King August 31, 2011
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insurd

a mix between the words insane and absurd
wow, that's ridiculously insurd
by weaselnut May 13, 2005
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Injured

Dang she's ugly....better yet she's INJURED
by Potna July 26, 2010
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inshredible

adaptation of the word incredible.
(in-shred-ible)
adjective to describe a musician/band that posses a high amount of musical ability, sufficient to melt the faces of an audience.

could also be used to describe a performance of said musician/band.

possible originator Dr Hugh, Head Dr of Lunges at Sheffield University of Lunging, UK.

see also shred
"Omar Rodriguez-Lopez of The Mars Volta is inshredible"

OR

"i went to see *insert band* last night."
"how was it?"
"they were inshredible!"
by jt-omassi August 27, 2008
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Injured Gazelle

A woman that is seen stumbling home in the early hours of the morning after a few too many daiquiris, and guaranteed to get into the car/taxi with you and then perform a plethora of sexual acts with little or no protest.
Like a lion hunting an injured gazelle, there may a short chase but he's guranteed his meal.
by djtubby September 4, 2014
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