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Holtoning 

A form of trash talking where a fan of one team will use one word (usually the team name) to taunt a fan of another team.
Holtoning can be done verbally or over a written medium. It may be done preemptively before a game or after a win.

Ex. Donovan is a Cubs fan. Steve is a Braves fan. The Braves beat the Cubs today. Steve sends a text to Donovan that says "Braves"
Holtoning by strwebb September 13, 2013
When a man holes up on his friends kitchen floor after carousing around like a drunken fiend; unable to care for himself. Usually occuring after heavy drinking and/or being an obnoxious member of a social scene at a venue serving liquor. A true Holmaning event will usually lead the person in the act to urinate on themselves and may lead to a guilt quilt the next day.
Kirk: Bro, you totally got drunk, passed out on my floor and pissed your pants last night. You're lucky I drove you home!
Tyler: Yeah, I guess I am guilty of Holmaning. My bad.

Harmonying

The act of yeeting oneself down tons of stairs like a total professional legend.
Debater 1: Holy cow did you see that girl?
Debater 2: Yeah haha, she was totally harmonying when she yeeted right off of the stage in front of like, everyone.
Debaters 1 & 2: *laugh at what a hecking harmony that girl is*

Homolingus 

A type of STD passed on by women who prefer to live an alternative lifestyle. Often times these women’s will be enamored with hello kitty.
Person 1: Yo bro why you coughing?
Person 2: I think my girlfriend gave me homolingus
Homolingus by Dr.mane August 23, 2023

Hormonica 

A word one can use, while in a loud public area, to describe someone across the room. It has no real meaning but can be affiliated with things like: a bitch, someone who takes their top off and waves it wildly above their head, someone who beats up others in public bathrooms, a woman with large breasts (which she uses as part of her 'arse'nal when proceeding to beat up people in public toilets), and someone who stands beside skinny men.
"I say Joe, that woman over there seems to be acting like a COMPLETE hormonica!"

"I agree George, but I'm slightly confused as to what exactly 'hormonica' means..."
Hormonica by Gemma Sanders April 11, 2008
The evolution after the Pokemon Slaking.

Generally misused as an insult even though Homoking has never done anything wrong to society. Homoking is innocent.

The image to display Homoking is two Slakings 69ing.
Slaking can only evolve to Homoking when it finds another Slaking of the same gender to 69 with.
Homoking by PamsD December 11, 2012