Hidden Valley Ranchin

1. The act of having sexual relations with a girl, then quickly pulling out to ejaculate on convieniently place letuce. When finished the man makes the girl eat the letuce

John: so guys guess what i did last night?
Ryan: tell me you werent Hidden valley Ranchin her last night did you?
Brittany: Yes he did.

Hidden Valley Ranchin by Mr.Blopduken July 9, 2010

Hidden valley hurricane 

The act of buying hidden valley ranch and pouring it on the penis and shaft and making sure to completely covered in the white gold we call ranch. Then your partner proceeds to make a swirling motion up your shaft with their mouth so it looks like the pictures you see of a hurricane on tv. The faster you do it the better it looks and feels. So make sure to give them that "sloppy toppy".

Jen came home and told Dustin she bought the family sized ranch dressing so she can give him the "hidden valley hurricane" all night long.

Hidden valley hurricane by Zayk47 December 1, 2018

Hidden valley ranch 

The jizz in between the cleavage

Jessie loves the hidden valley ranch given by her boyfriend

Hidden valley ranch by Pedobear2302 February 14, 2017

Hidden Valley Ranch 

Hidden Valley-vagina or penis.
Ranch- the white cum from the Hidden Valley.

And then came the Hidden Valley Ranch.

Hidden Valley Ranch by Funkymunkey00 July 11, 2009

Hidden-Valley Whap

During sex, just as the male is about to cum, he doens't tell the female and instead shoots the money shot on the face.

reference to Ranch Dressing

Sweet Hidden-Velly mang

Hidden-Valley Whap by Dr. Asian Love May 22, 2003

Hidden valley rimjob 

When you pour ranch over the chili ring before you lick it clean.

Bitch got wild with me last night and ordered extra ranch for a hidden valley rimjob.

Hidden valley rimjob by Sauerkraut October 29, 2018

Hidden valley ranch 

Ranch.

1. Can you please pass me the hidden valley ranch
2. do you have hidden valley ranch in the store

Hidden valley ranch by vivdefinitions May 20, 2021