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hairdryer hands 

When hairdrying your hair, one hand (the hand you ruffle your hair with) gets warm due to the warmth of the air blowing out of the hairdryer, and one hand (the hand holding the hairdryer) is cold.
One of my hands is hot and one of my hands is cold!

I have hairdryer hands!
hairdryer hands by MINDSEY February 24, 2010

hairdryer 

A word used to describe someone who is sexually attractive.

It is certainly not under any circumstances something you would ever use to describe something you dry your hair with.
"She's such a hairdryer!"
hairdryer by Me December 24, 2004

hairdryer 

An electrocution tool (combined with a bathtub full of water) used by a jealous dominatrix.
She threw a hairdryer into the water and he met St. Peter then.
hairdryer by Chris Slychan April 8, 2006

HairDryer Photo 

A photo of you drying your hair with a hairdryer from a really low angle. Your legs must be showing in the photo. Your private parts must be hidden.
Man, I took this really good hairdryer photo
HairDryer Photo by Ming Prongley September 17, 2021

hairdryersexual 

attracted to hair dryers
Person 1: hello im a hairdryersexual, my pronouns are hairdryis/hairdryer
Person 2: KYS

Iphone hairdryer 

A iphone hairdryer is a type of nreed dog that sleeps with Humans
Look at that girl she is such a iphone hairdryer
Iphone hairdryer by Jubjub644 October 16, 2022