gaffer 

BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.

"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"

gaffer by karientoch March 18, 2019

Guffauto 

“Self laugh” (Latin). Reacting to one’s own comment or post with a “haha” or smile emoji indicating recognition of humor. The Joker (character from the Batman universe) is well known for using frequent verbal guffauto by maniacally laughing after making an ominous or threatening statement.

Dude, that joke was so lame I can’t believe you gave it a guffauto!

Guffauto by Squidulus tents March 12, 2022

The Gaffer 

British Slang for Football Manager

1. The Gaffer wants us to pick the tempo up in the second half.

2. Ask The Gaffer if you can play up front.

The Gaffer by humbdalas November 5, 2009

Gufflefuck 

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

Gufflefuck by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

cunt guff 

The words cunt and guff combined to describe a fanny fart.

That girl in the pub last night let out a huge cunt guff and everyone could hear it.

cunt guff by cult88 December 19, 2008

Geffend

An idiot of the first degree.

'Citing!

Person 1 runs into a tree repeatedly for an hour.

Person 2 points and says "What a geffend!"

Geffend by diskodoll March 19, 2007

Guyfe 

Gay male spouse. Rhymes with "wife".

Hi, I'm Chris, and this is my guyfe Sean.

Guyfe by Ruby Feathers May 16, 2010