Guam 

For those fucking idiots above me that don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

First of all, use proper english you stupid bitches. You make fun of Guam having a bad educational system, that's because we don't need all the fancy barney-based shit you little bitches do. We make do with what we got, and we're grateful.

Second of all, Guam is an island in the Pacific Ocean that is an unincorporated U.S. Territory (not a fucking third-world colony or some big base, dumbasses) We are a culture of pride that is not "based on the color of our skin, but on the content of our character" (for those of you that don't know, that's Martin Luther King Jr.) We all have pride for our island, our multiple ethnicities, and our people as a whole.

Third, for those of you dumbfucks that think Guam is ungrateful to the military, try taking an actual fucking look. Guam has one of the highest, if not the highest, percentages relating to the population and the number who are serving in the armed forces. (for the record, we make you guys look like pussies, even the women can kick your asses because unlike most places, martial arts has become the unspoken sport of the island. Crime is a common occurrence anywhere, we don't beat our wives as much as you stateside pussies do. We respect our women here. )

Part 1 "Guam's Perspective"

Guam by Recruit P-Rez (Chamoru) March 24, 2010

Guam 

Nicknames: Chaud isn't what the locals are referred to. Chaud is a more of an inside joke that you need to be from Guam to fully understand. We don't call filipinos "Faubs" they are "FOBs". That's also a joke we have because we're not all stuck up assholes that take being politically correct too seriously and are so sensitive as to sue over it. We're cool like that. Chamorros are only the indigenous. Guamanians are everyone who has made Guam their home. Haulies (or Haolies) acts as both a joke and a label. It means "No Breath." The reason is because white people have almost no culture affiliated with the breathing, inhaling, or exhaling of the essence of the wise and the revered. If you don't get it, ask a chamorro, a filipino, new zealander, etc.

Our island loves food. We aren't gluttonous, but we can all appreciate a good meal. Spam isn't poor food. The reason spam is so widely eaten is because back during WWII, spam was pretty much the first real food we had after being captured by the Japanese. Our people were forced to eat a bowl of rice per family a day. When spam was introduced to the island, it was appreciated, and still is to this day. That and our island knows how to cook. Just because most people in the mainland don't know how to appreciate perfectly good food because they are too lazy to even try eating something effort is required for.

Part 3 "Guam's Perspective"

Guam by Recruit P-Rez (Chamoru) March 24, 2010

Guam 

Commonly mistaken for an American territory, actually an acronym for "Give Up And Masturbate"

-This is the worst Chinese delivery ever, she said its going to take an hour. WTF are we supposed to do until then
-Dude, just Guam

Guam by beareroftruth March 9, 2012

Guam 

Guam means beautiful island paradise. A place where all other nations are jealous for some insain reason. Maybe because you can never find the true meaning to happiness. Most people say that we are ungratefull, Don't flatter yourself you can never have what we have.

Guam is the most beautiful island to be on

Guam by bonitachamorita March 9, 2008

Guam 

Guam is an island in the North Pacific at 13-27 N 144-47 E. It is an unincorporated territory of the United States. Basically, it's a third world colony of the U.S.; home to large military bases. Indigenous people of the island DO NOT look like chubby Filipinos. We come in different shapes and sizes like the rest of the people in the world. 30% actual Filipinos , 8% Micronesian primitives, 7% Asians, and about 5% haolies, not counting the military. Although well funded by the U.S.; any funds are squandered by an inept, corrupt local government. Thus, the infrastructure is improving, the schools are being fixed up, and the hospital will take good care of you. People in Guam enjoy BBQ's, eating Spam, kicking back with family, having fun, and meeting new people. We all don't eat pugua, drink bear, and beat people up. The only time we would need to beat people up is when you discriminate us. We are friendly. The only time we would be mean or disrespectful is when you talk shit about our culture. Honestly if you haven't expirienced living on Guam or meeting Chamorros, don't judge us. So stop assuming and get to know the real us, not by the stupid people who talk shit that doesn't live on the island.

Girl: Hi my name is Sarah.

Boy: Hi I'm Joe.
Girl: Nice to meet you. I'm full Chamorro. How about you?
Boy: I'm Caucasian. Wow you Chamorros are really nice and friendly. Aren't Chamorros from a dump island called Guam?

Girl: Nope, people are just discriminating and hating on us. Our island is very beautiful. It's the people who come to Guam and destroy it. Otherwise, it's very beautiful.
Boy: Wow, you make it seem so pretty.
Girl: Well because it is.
Boy: I think I'm gonna visit Guam one day.
Girl: Good luck if you do. It will change your whole perspective of it.

Guam by REALinfo. May 7, 2011

Guam 

As for our government, we have good politicians, and we also have bad. Not unlike any other government. If you show me a body of government that isn't corrupt in some way, then you can spout shit about ours. Look at yourselves before you open your fucking mouth.

As for the people, we are a multi-culturally diverse island. We do not all look like "chubby filipinos." Just because we are dark due to our location doesn't mean we're all from the PI. Some of us our, some of us aren't. And don't spout shit about us being chubby or overweight or anything because most of our population is in good physical condition. We eat three staples of starch a meal sometimes, and we're still not as overweight as americans. And for the record, we're a considerate people. We take care of one another and aren't self-centered assholes.

The indigenous people (Chamoru, or Chamorro) are originally a matrilineal society. We respect our women and treat them as women deserve to be treated. Although we hold them in higher regard to ourselves, they are mostly independent and hardworking.

Part 2 "Guam's Perspective"

Guam by Recruit P-Rez (Chamoru) March 24, 2010

Guam 

1. Basically chubby Filipinos that have 9,987,064 ways to make spam... Just like that black guy from Forrest Gump.

2. A smelly anus that resulted from eating red rice

1. Mike - Dude, make me some spam!

OokaPooka - Okay homie.. Watchu want? Spam is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, spam-kabobs, spam creole, spam gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple spam, lemon spam, coconut spam, pepper spam, spam soup, spam stew, spam salad, shrimp and potatoes, spam burger, spam sandwich. That- that's about it.


2. Mike - Dude! Your guam smells.

OokaPooka - Must be from the red rice

Guam by Top Sekretts August 5, 2008