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Goider is not so much as having many chins, but having one big-assed fuckin bullfrog lump growing around one's neck. Don Vito is a perfect example.
Look at Don's goider jiggle when he shakes his head!
goider by s3v3n April 8, 2008
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To labor under the mistaken impression that you are all-powerful. Delusions of omnipotence.
"I heard the dude was promoted to assistant manager."
"He's just a goded burger-flipper!"
goded by Tony83 June 20, 2008
How you describe your win or something that you superiour-ly. Describes why you did something so well.
*wins a pool match*
Person: "Guided"
Person 2: "yeah I bet you were"
guided by llamallamadingdong November 17, 2016

Guided Missile

When a girl's giving you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of your penis and plaster her nose.
If it works right, she won't be able to smell for weeks.
Guided Missile by bigtones January 13, 2005
A word that refers to something being made good
*mom makes waffles*
Billy: dang mom them waffles was gooded
Mom: thanks billy. If only you were gooded
Gooded by Lordnugget March 9, 2019

Guided Entry 

When someone needs assistance with penetrating their partner.

Predominantly used by blind, poor sighted people or those with an obese partner where finding the correct hole is extremely difficult - guided entry is needed.

Can also become necessary when trying to penetrate with a semi-on. See "Thumbing it in"
Geoff "I had sex with that fat girl last night"
Bob "Did you have to roll her in dough first?"
Geoff "no, she gave me the guided entry"
Guided Entry by Manuel Hung III September 15, 2020