Godenfreude 

Perverse glee experienced when learning that a religious zealot becomes victim to his own hypocrisy.

I couldn't help but feel a bit of godenfreude when Ted Haggard, the anti-gay pastor, was caught having a torrid, meth-fueled affair with a male prostitute.

Godenfreude by Hollywood Red August 1, 2016

Godelay 

The time it takes for a vehicle to get moving after the light turns green.

That driver's godelay must have added 4 car lengths to the line of traffic!

Godelay by JTfromTTown June 3, 2010

Godes and Wakeman 

It`s the worst relationship out there. No one would want this for anybody. It`s when your girl constantly cheats on you and the guy does not have control or even contact with her.

Kyle: Yo, do you hear about Ryan?
Alex: Yeah, didn`t he hooked up with Carly?
Kyle: Yeah dude, they`re gonna be a Godes and Wakeman.

Godes and Wakeman by Anghel January 17, 2017

godeco 

A simplistic style of art in which the geometrical pieces, commonly constructed using wood and iron or steel, reflect an industrial yet natural feel.

That is definitely godeco.

That piece feels very godeco.

godeco by Cricket2505 August 19, 2014

godecki

an incredibly attractive person of the polish heritage, who through no fault of their own is constantly swarmed by nubile and beautiful people of the oppisite sex for the sole purpose to procreate with someone of a superior genetic caste.

may also just mean a horribly attractive young man or woman.

"Oh my god. That guy is such a Godecki."
*sigh*

godecki by mishka godecki August 5, 2008

Jordan Godelie

A young boy who sleeps with everyone within distance and thinks he's the shit. But his ego is so large he can not see how ruined and broken he really is.

Hey, tell your boyfriend to stop being a Jordan Godelie before I kick his ass!!!

Jordan Godelie by idkwhoiamedgfttrh November 6, 2010

godelf 

To chill in the midst of a large group and privately send sexually explicit text messages to the person sitting beside you.

Casey and Jesse aren't paying attention.. they're too busy godelfing.

godelf by theEPAhouse September 5, 2006