glued her eyes shut 

Ejaculating in a Females eyes, generally after oral sex.

" She gave me a wicked good blow job and the grand finale was when I glued her eyes shut ".

glued her eyes shut by King Bariteke January 4, 2017

glued up 

High from sniffing glue

Wtf you talking about? You all glued up or what, bitch?

glued up by Owly1 July 30, 2017

Glued On 

A glued on, much like a strap on, but instead of velcro to adhere the dildo on, it is used with an adhesive glue solution, such as gorilla glue, hot glue, or Elmers glue.

squidward: "hey did you see amy's glued on last night"
Postman: "yeah she fucked me so good"

Glued On by postman squidward August 15, 2016

glued an acorn

Teeny-weeny stub of male genitalia, particularly the head of the pene, situated at the base of the torso.

Thad: “Julie, would you like to get with me in the nighttime?”
Julie: “Why not!”
Thad: “ I have to warn you that you aren’t likely to feel much. It looks like somebody glued an acorn down there. I can’t get an erection, but I can still cum.”

glued an acorn by #namenotonhere March 6, 2019

glued her to the couch 

To have sex on the couch. Often times occurring when the bedroom is occupied.

After we went back to her place, I glued her to the couch.

glued her to the couch by slurber August 8, 2011

glued to the youtube

A person who cannot stop watching videos on youtube and posts comments, video responses, rates, uploads, all that stuff possible on youtube all day long.

1: Guess what? I uploaded 30 videos to youtube today. They are so awesome!
2: What else have you been doing besides uploading vids?
1: Commenting, rating, video responses!@!@!@!@!@@!
2: You're glued to the youtube

glued to the youtube by pieguy124 March 29, 2009

glued and clamped 

(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.

Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.

Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.

glued and clamped by mhibma March 8, 2006