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a sound used before barfing
friend: i ate 3 jars of mayo me: glarg
glarg by pookiesgramma December 5, 2017
A large, carnivorous mammal with a sharp spine that juts out of its back. Found in Northeastern Germany
"The Glärg is a Very Frightening Beast..."
Glärg by the "glumbe" March 3, 2023
A dope who strives to be president of simp nation. A little too soft for his own good. Doesn’t even strive for mediocrity.
Damn! Look at that gargaro - holding the door fo that thot. Can’t even simp right.
Gargaro by Johnnie the Stick June 13, 2020

Gargantous

Gargantous is a word used to describe something that is massive or very very big. Males like to use this word alot.
Billy: hey willy wanna go play swords with our gargantous dicks later
willy: sorry billy i cant i already promised this gargantous dick to my friend andrew later

Garganese 

Usually used in reference to a person who is extremely angry and of below average height and weight. A Garganese will also tend to be a drunk and a chain smoker and a lover of fast food. If you meet one, you should be prepared for an angry conversation that you will probably walk away from feeling very, very offended.
Johnny: Did you see that drunken little fucker in the bar talkin all that shit to me about Obama.

Jasper: Yeah, he was such a Garganese.
Garganese by MikeCa January 27, 2010
To glarg someone. Common word used in colleges, but no one really has any idea what it means. Some consider it an alternative to the word "fuck".
What the "glargy" just happened? That fucker came out of nowhere and just glarged the shit out of me.
glargy by bluedevil627 November 12, 2010