This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 30, 2019

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fuckrush

That time when the night is coming to an end, when girls have had enough of dancing with their friends and realise that if they don't find someone now, they're not going to get laid tonight.

The time varies from city to city, depending on how late your bars are open, but generally between midnight and 2am. During this time, girls are more open to the idea of doing bad things with you and more likely to go home with you

Johnny was sad because he hadn't met a girl that night, but then realised it was fuckrush and quickly found himself one to take home.

fuckrush by Ross 'Dex' Currie October 11, 2009

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Fuckcrustable

A Smuckers Uncrustables that has literally been fucked. Used in unison with cromulent.

“Would you say you are a cromulent fuckcrustable Aaron.” And “is that a fuckcrustable,”

Fuckcrustable by Bovid January 10, 2022

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