French Onion Poop 

A poop that has some stringy, onion like substance, but mostly consists of cloudy brown squirts. Often burns upon exit and could also be described as fire booty.

After a long night of drinking, jeff went to a taco truck and got a burrito to try and sober up. About 20 minutes later he charged into the bathroom to cook up a nice bowl of french onion poop.

French Onion Poop by Mosh1200 June 28, 2011

french onion dip 

When you take chip dip and put it in the girls vagina then have sex and when you are done you eat it out of her.

I gave Allie the French onion dip and it was delicious.

french onion dip by The krusty crab June 26, 2017

French Onion Soup

When someone (or multiple people) shits, pisses and cums in a hot tub.

*Two dudes in a hot-tub*

Liam: I’m going to French onion soup this hot-tub.

Jack: Man please don’t French onion soup this hot-tub.

Liam: no.

*Liam shits pisses and cums with the power and ferocity of 10 suns*

French Onion Soup by Strictlybanter November 15, 2022

French Onion Soup

A combination of "male hot soup" on top, and a generous helping of fecal matter for the base. Served in a cup or bowl. Also part of the "lunch special", which is half soup/half tossed salad.

"Call me Pierre...I just gave that bitch some French Onion soup and all she said was 'Ooh La Laaaaa.'"

French Onion Soup by Rusty February 3, 2005

French Onion Dipping 

Getting sweat after working out, leaving work, and getting a bj.

You hear about Beans French Onion Dipping at work the other day?

French Onion Dipping by deep daily dipper October 21, 2010

french onion soup

A two part sexual act involving A) ejaculation into the female participants naval cavity and B) Tanning said female, ejaculate and female intact.
Optionally served with crumbled saltines before step A.

Tom: I'm hungry...lets go to the diner.
Kerri: But that diner isn't 24 hours.
Tom: Lets go back to my place...I'm serving French Onion soup all night.
Kerri: Great...I think Hollywood Tans has late night hours.

french onion soup by Tom the bomb titty January 3, 2008

french onion ring 

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion

ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing

french onion ring by Whales102 March 5, 2015