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flogging the dolphin 

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Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.
after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.
flogging the dolphin by charlie July 16, 2003
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flogging the bishop 

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A synonym for masturbation.
I was so horny i decided to flog the bishop underneath my desk in health class while they gave us the "STD slideshow"! Wow, it turned me on!
flogging the bishop by Drew October 3, 2003

Flogging Molly 

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An outstanding seven person band that mixes traditional Irish folk, punk music, and drinking songs into some really fun sound that will stir up the Celtic blood in any one (even if they do not have any Celtic blood!)
Listening to Flogging Molly stirs up me Celtic blood so much I want to river dance then hit any one who makes fun of me in his nose!
Flogging Molly by Clornelius June 8, 2003

Flogging the dolphin 

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Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.
Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.
Flogging the dolphin by ZydrateGirl October 30, 2013
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flodgin 

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Synonymous with "Frontin", flodgin is used somewhat as an accusation to someone who is lying or exaggerating.
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Dae-Dae: Mane you see those 20's on my ride?
Ice Cube (Craig): Stop flodgin, you know those are 10's.
flodgin by Jahzara July 16, 2003
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Flogging the Bishop 

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A synonym for masturbation
Well now that your girlfiend broke up with you I'm sure you'll be flogging the bishop a lot more.
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