Russian Fellatio

A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit

Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.

by Colby_Jaque October 17, 2021

fellationeer

A pioneer in the art of giving fellatio.

Dude, that swamp donkey was such a fellationeer.

by Skurn on the Cob February 4, 2007

fellatio alarm clock

the best way to start your day

when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every minute of the day

by brock lee September 8, 2005

fellatio ready

Similar to the term used for a TV that is "cable-ready" or "HD- ready", "fellatio ready" is a term used to describe a girl who is so hot, she's ready to be orally sexed at any given moment.

STEVE: Hey Carl, did you see that hot waitress at Sonic last night?

CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.

by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008

fellationship

(n.) A sexual realtionship between two or more people in which fellatio is the only form of affection/contact. Usually pejorative, suggests the relationship is lacking.
Term applies mainly to heterosexual relatioships but also acceptable when used in male homosexual context. Not applicable in female/lesbian relationships.

"Susie is so deluded. She thinks Bob likes her but they don't even make out or have sex. She just comes over and blows him. That's not a relationship, that's a fellationship"

by HelenHar January 30, 2007

Fellatio Ratio

In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.

Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!

by Dr. January August 19, 2008

Fellatibro

1. A fellatio involving various males whom are typically friends of each other.
2. An oral sex party where the participants are closely related socially

Ken: What did you guys do during Beach Week 2009
Jon, Mike, Matt: We performed a fellatibro!
Ken: Uh....

by The Village Blacksmith April 9, 2009