Fellatibro

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1. A fellatio involving various males whom are typically friends of each other.
2. An oral sex party where the participants are closely related socially

Ken: What did you guys do during Beach Week 2009
Jon, Mike, Matt: We performed a fellatibro!
Ken: Uh....

Fellatibro by The Village Blacksmith April 9, 2009

Words you can keep

Mufflered Fellatio

Breaking wind while performing a blow job

Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.

Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011

Russian Fellatio

A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit

Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.

Russian Fellatio by Colby_Jaque October 17, 2021

fellatio alarm clock

the best way to start your day

when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every minute of the day

fellatio alarm clock by brock lee September 8, 2005

fellatio ready

Similar to the term used for a TV that is "cable-ready" or "HD- ready", "fellatio ready" is a term used to describe a girl who is so hot, she's ready to be orally sexed at any given moment.

STEVE: Hey Carl, did you see that hot waitress at Sonic last night?

CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.

fellatio ready by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008

Fellatio Ratio

In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.

Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!

Fellatio Ratio by Dr. January August 19, 2008

Self Fellatio

The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible.

Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."

Self Fellatio by the really awesome guy July 27, 2009

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026