Fellatibro

1. A fellatio involving various males whom are typically friends of each other.
2. An oral sex party where the participants are closely related socially

Ken: What did you guys do during Beach Week 2009
Jon, Mike, Matt: We performed a fellatibro!
Ken: Uh....

by The Village Blacksmith April 9, 2009

Mufflered Fellatio

Breaking wind while performing a blow job

Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.

by susan0506 October 8, 2011

Russian Fellatio

A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit

Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.

by Colby_Jaque October 17, 2021

fellatio alarm clock

the best way to start your day

when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every minute of the day

by brock lee September 8, 2005

fellatio ready

Similar to the term used for a TV that is "cable-ready" or "HD- ready", "fellatio ready" is a term used to describe a girl who is so hot, she's ready to be orally sexed at any given moment.

STEVE: Hey Carl, did you see that hot waitress at Sonic last night?

CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.

by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008

Fellatio Ratio

In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.

Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!

by Dr. January August 19, 2008

Self Fellatio

The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible.

Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."

by the really awesome guy July 27, 2009