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What whiny white girls on twitter call you when you disagree with their ideals in any way, shape or form.
Ugh, he's saying Antifa is as violent as The Proud Boys? What a fascist.
Fascist by SenorKnuckledragger December 15, 2020

crypto-fascist 

Although used on previous occasions by great scholars, such as on the TV debate between Gore Vidal and William F. Buckley, when Vidal accused Buckley of being a 'crypto-fascist', this term was made a popular insult amongst geeks by the BBC sitcom Red Dwarf.

A crypto-fascist is a 'hidden' supporter of fascism. It is only truly applicable to individuals, as by definition a mass movement of crypto-fascism ceases to be cryptological. That is to say, a crypto-fascist has ideologically totalitarian views, but has not yet found a movement which sufficiently reflects these views, and thus remains 'hidden'.
Young Lister: But I'm not into dosh, I hate money, I loathe possessions, It's just so... crypto-fascist.
Lister: Will you stop saying everything's crypto-fascist? You make me sound like I was a complete git!

Fartistic Licence 

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide
"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."
Fartistic Licence by bromp February 18, 2010

fareistic 

Someone who is attracted to food or has a food fetish. Its also another word for food-sexual just fancier( food-sexual is not valid )
*name* is attracted to food so they would be fareistic
fareistic by connie.k February 5, 2021

Bapto-fascist 

Any evangelical, particularly of the Baptist faith, who advocates hatred of those who do not subscribe to the strictures of his or her own particular faith. Bapto-fascists are well known for being advocates of neoconservative platforms and frequently extol the benefits of gay-bashing and ethnic cleansing. Of course all of this nonsense is committed in the name of God and Jesus Christ.
The Reverend Tom Cangelo is a prime example of a Bapto-fascist; he hates anybody who doesn't vote Republican and thinks wiping out Muslims is a bad idea.
Bapto-fascist by Blenderhead1971 August 15, 2008

fascist cum bucket 

That porn star became a fascist cum bucket.