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i. A good excuse not to try.

ii. One who fucks up all the time.

iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.

See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation
Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.

George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
failure by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Word used to describe people who are crap.
e.g. President Bush.
Failure by Turnipcloud October 10, 2005
Steven He is such a failure
When he was 9 years old he was still in school
And he used calculators
When his father was 9 he had to walk over hills for miles to get to school 26 hours a day
He had to do it on one foot
His other foot was starting a business
Now Steven is an actor with a YouTube channel
This is why he doesn't have a girlfriend
Failure by i am right behind you January 2, 2022
A bad excuse not to try.
You'll never learn from past failures if you don't try.
failure by PaperMachete December 28, 2005
Completely incompetent, useless, and unable to complete the simplest tasks successfully.
Cassandra Collins is the biggest failure in the history of the world!
Failure by JBDMR August 16, 2019
A moment of illumination; a chance to reexamine/reconsider one's approach. A necessary byproduct of risk. See also: opportunity.
Failure:

"No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett

Alfred Pennyworth: Took quite a fall, didn't we, Master Bruce?
Thomas Wayne: And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -"Batman Begins"
failure by Dusty Cioffi May 6, 2008