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Flat Ass Syndrome. A bad condition where a person (usually a guy) has an unnaturally flat ass and makes their pants look like potato sacks.
Person 1: HOLY FUCK. That guy has no ass!

Person 2: I know! They must have FAS.
FAS by lovely_cupcakes October 28, 2009
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1. "Fetal alcohol syndrome"
characterized by drowsy looking eyes that are unusually spaced out on a face. Not to be confused with akimow or akimo

2. "fat ass shit"
the shit that comes out of an overweight ass.
Jim: I heard you got fas
Rob: shut up. I got akimow
Jim: that's the same thing you retard
Rob: I thought you meant "fat ass shit"
Jim: No, that's what Marty produces after he takes off his bastedo
Rob: I thought that was bukake?
Jim: It's spelled bukkake akimow
fas by Rob January 25, 2005
Finger Activated Stud: A guy that needs someone, usually his girlfriend, to finger his asshole in order for him to get turned on and achieve orgasm.
Tina: Hi Tammy, how's it going with your new boyfriend?
Tammy: Gosh Tina... I don't know about him. He's great, but he's a FAS.
Tina: You mean you had to finger his ass?
Tammy: That's right, and I think I lost one of my Lee Press-on nails inside him!
FAS by jcrex July 19, 2006
fake and sketchyy. a fake friend. a liar
your being hella fas
fas by bbyjkillz October 9, 2007
if my mom sees how trashed this room is, she's gonna FAS!!
fas by ahead of her game February 1, 2010
Fake a Smile, pretending to be happy for someone
a true friend fas for you, but a true friend doesnt let them
fas by goodbyelove July 21, 2017