Definitions by Lorla

FAS 

Stands for "Fat Arm Syndrome"

A person with more than necessary arm fat.

"Can you see Mary's FAS flapping in the wind?"

FAS by Lorla April 16, 2008

POA 

"Piss Out the Ass"
When a person is unfortunately suffering from some mad diarrhea.

Mary: "You're not looking so great, Josh."

Josh: "I know, I've got some mad POA. I've spent 5 hours in the bathroom today."

POA by Lorla April 16, 2008

FSP 

Stands for "Fuck, Shit, Piss" This is used when something extremely unpleasant presents itself, and unfortunately Great Aunt Ann is in the room, so you're forced to use an acronym.

Setting - Family Gathering

Aunt Milda: "Oh Laura, watch out for ..." (Little cousin Billy dumps his steaming bowl of Spaghetti O's on Laura's lap)

Laura: "Ahhh!! FSP!!!!"

FSP by Lorla April 14, 2008