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The Fire Extinguisher

Sex act involving a female with a good amount of pubes. Anything from a trimmed and neat landing strip to a forest bush can apply here.

During sex, just before ejaculation you light her pubes on fire (lighter or matches preferably).

You then utilize your busted load to put out the fire. If new to this technique keep a bottle of water or a real fire Extinguisher at the bedside for safety.
My wife hasn't trimmed or shaved her bikini region in weeks. Time to teach her a lesson. Its time to give her the fire extinguisher.
Related Words
Someone who wears abnormally small cloths compared to his/her body size. Often in reference to one who tries to show off big biceps/triceps.
I cant believe that guys ETing It today. Hes not even that big.
ETing It by Stano, Borello September 7, 2009
very big family. and have lots of background
you are part of the ewings family right?
ewings by funnybone April 16, 2013

fire extinguisher 

A humorous way to say "penis". This term also refers to the fact that a fire extinguisher squirts water to put out fire, and so could someone's penis by urinating.
Someone: "What's that bulge on your pants?"
Funny guy: "It's my fire extinguisher!"

A douchebag throws a cigarette on a dry ground
Someone: Hey, this could start a fire!
Funny guy: "Luckily, I brought my fire extinguisher with me" then whips out his penis and urinates on the cigarette.

Eingleði 

A popular Icelandic concept denoting "the joy of being single" - a portmanteau of the Icelandic words 'Einn' (one, single, or alone) and 'Gleði' (joy).
'Are you going on any dates at the moment?'

'No, I'm in my Eingleði era'

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'Did you stay over at someone's house last night?'

'Yeah, Eingleði bitch!'
Eingleði by londonlivingwisely January 4, 2023

exintrovert 

The state or quality of being thoughtful and internally aware, but also having the capability or skill to direct oneself outward when it is appropriate.

Also a play on words - an exintrovert is now no longer an introvert, because they have chosen to become more socially outgoing.
I decided I should begin to learn how to say what I think, but I usually think about it before I speak. I used to be an introvert, now I am an exintrovert.
exintrovert by exintrovert March 25, 2009