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Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.
Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...
Monster Docked by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019
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A term created and popularized on the online community of AoPS, DChen is the name you give to a mathlete who wins the math competition ARML both individually and by being on the winning math team. Alternatively, due to stereotypes about mathletes, it has more recently been used to describe anyone on AoPS who is below the height of 4 ft 8 (see dwarves).
Man, I just won ARML this year as a team and individually. I totally just pulled a DChen.
*shrinks 10 inches*
DChen by oh54321 June 26, 2020
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Dorchester Mudslide 

A mixed drink created by mixing Nesquik with a nip of Baileys, preferably in the Nesquik bottle itself. Named for the notoriously crime ridden Dorchester neighborhood in Boston, the original home of the drink.
The cops have been cracking down on public drinking, so I've had to start subtley pounding back Dorchester Mudslides. Looks like Nesquik, tastes almost as good.

Cocker Docker 

A large floppy-like penis
Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker
Cocker Docker by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012
A Docperian is a person whose favorite soda is Dr. Pepper, and considers drinking anything else borderline sacrilegious. The term was coined in the popular visual novel Steins;Gate by a character named Okabe Rintaro.
When Phil offered to get Dave a Pepsi, Dave almost exploded. "I thought you knew I was a dedicated Docperian! Get me a Dr. Pepper if you're going to get me anything at all!"
docperian by Marsstriker September 8, 2016

scrotum docker 

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!
( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.
scrotum docker by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011
The annual St. Patrick's Day party at Colby College. Traditionally celebrated on the Saturday closest to St. Patrick's Day, students wake up at 4 am to drink green beer and other alcoholic beverages with their friends. Swallowing a live goldfish is also part of the tradition for some people. When the event was jeopardized by local police and school administrators in 2004, students rioted, causing over $20,000 in damage.
I'm so excited to drink for 24 hours straight on Doghead...I just hope I don't get written up by security.
Doghead by colbycaitlin March 18, 2007