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Dishwasher 

Feminist: I dont want to wash dishes anymore I'm important and useful
Man: Silly dishwasher Hippety Hoppity women are property!
Dishwasher by JerryJohan June 3, 2018

dishwasher 

a machine in your kitchen that eats leftovers and gunk off your dinner plates so that you don't have to
Don't rinse them, just put them in the dishwasher.

You don't need to eat it, the dishwasher will eat it for you
dishwasher by Billiam Beaver June 7, 2018

Dishwasher 

When you get mad at your girl so you treat her as property.
Wife: get rid of your waifu posters
Husband: SHUT UP YOU FREELOADING PRICK AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU DISHWASHER!!!

dishwasher 

v. To wash object, perhaps not a kitchen item, in a machine made for washing dishes.
Sometimes I dishwasher my fish tank to clean it out thoroughly. Fish tanks aren't ordinarily dishwashered. I learned the hard way that fish don't survive dishwashering.
dishwasher by gr33nman August 26, 2013

dishwasher 

One who's full of potential but fucks up as in the movie "The Dragon"
"You can go to school or take out that chinese ho cause I always need a good dishwasher" The chinese lady talking to Bruce Lee
dishwasher by de DAI yos February 8, 2004

Dishwasher 

a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman
Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!
Dishwasher by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004