crased

Describes something that's ambiguosly cringe and based at the same time.

J Posadas is crased.

crased by dannyfuckingdevito October 21, 2020

crandled 

verb: to make a huge mistake. to fuck up. to shit the bed.

Joe won't get the big promotion because he totally crandled that report his boss asked him to do.

crandled by happy hour annie July 24, 2016

Ilan Crane Fly 

Mistaken for a spider, this gassy little fellah is sometimes spotted in the outer band of tress around China. A few were found in the Gobi Desert in Mongolia. The most interesting part of this creature is it's ability to fucking die. Yes, this creature can die at the drop of a hat, provided that the hat is on fucking fire. This animal is dead.

Look at that, it's dead.
Must be an Ilan Crane Fly

Ilan Crane Fly by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

The Crane Wives 

The best band of all time. An indie-folk band from Grand Rapids, Michigan, they describe themselves as "home grown indie-folk outfit from Grand Rapids, Michigan that defies musical stereotypes." Sounds kinda pretentious, but they're a great band.

My favorite song by The Crane Wives is Hollow Moon.

The Crane Wives by Rennie22 October 6, 2020

Crane Girl 

Girls from a particular school in Oregon, usually they are as loose as a 2 dollar whore, stink like the ocean, and their breath smells of penis. They are most known for their actions of being total cunts.

That girls breath smells of penis, it is probably a Crane Girl

Guy 1: Do you smell that ?
Guy 2: It’s just a Crane Girl with her legs open .

Man : why you gotta be such like a Crane Girl
Girl :just because I ride dick every night doesn’t mean I’m a Crane Girl

Crane Girl by GrampaChip May 18, 2018

Denny Crane 

Phrase used after a moment or action by the speaker characterised by a combination of supreme competence, arrogance, swagger ,charisma and a victorious outcome.

Also a character on TV show Boston Legal who is in my opinion a golden god and the greatest man alive.

During a bball game as some homie fell down after i broke his ankles i passed it off the heezy to myself and threw it down.
After a short pause i confidently and sharply stated "Denny Crane".

Denny Crane by Tim Morro July 10, 2006

Ichabod Crane 

To cancel something because of weather, even if the weather conditions aren't that severe.

Expression originated in a school district just outside Albany, NY called Ichabod Crane Central School District ,which would cancel school for snow, even if there were two flurries, or better yet, even if there was no snow.

Everybody in the Albany area wished they went to Ichabod Crane in the winter.

Well, even though it didn't rain, they went ahead and Ichabod Craned the picnic.

Well, there's a 20% chance of snow, so I guess we'll have to Ichabod Crane the road trip.

Ichabod Crane by Zadok the beast April 11, 2009