When you are out somewhere and you have to take a crap really bad but you think you can make it home. While driving home you hit a bump and explode in your pants. This is a crapcident.

I was rushing to the toilet but did not make it and had a crapcident in my shorts.

crapcident by Chocolate Explosion April 16, 2009

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crackcent

An accent developed by smoking too much crack. Most often imitated by gangster rappers by smoking too many cigarettes. The desired effect is to sound "authentic" and "from the streets".

A notably raspy voice developed from smoking crack.

Sucking on the pipe for 30 years will give anyone a crackcent even their mom can't comprehend.

crackcent by Kevin P. June 9, 2007

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cockcident

Pronounced cock-ci-dent (similar to accident)
n.

a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.

Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"

cockcident by Mike Beach June 18, 2006

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Frackcident

An accident involving Fracking.

Thanks to the "Halliburton Loophole" created by Dick Cheney more and more "Frackcidents" continue to occur nationwide.

Frackcident by Deja DeMoss May 20, 2013

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