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Cousband 

When a woman marries her cousin...eww.
My cousin Sue-Ellen married my other cousin Jim-Bob. She says he is the best Cousband a girl could want, and PLUS she does not even have to change her name!
Cousband by sharty79 May 7, 2009
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cousband 

when your spouse in also your cousin. typically used in places like arkansas.
That's mary-beth's cousband jim-bob! They had a lovely wedding, too bad their mom/aunt couldn't make it!
cousband by using of the rogaine December 11, 2011

Cousband 

(n) the spouse of a woman who has married her cousin
Billy bob: Can you believe that Betty sue got married?!
Tammy lyne: you're darn tootin! I'm going to the family reunion next weekend, I'm gonna find me a Cousband too!
Cousband by Ya Phil me?! July 28, 2012

Cousband 

Usually common to hillbillies, a 'cousband' is a person who is a part of your family (biologically), but is also related to you by marriage.
Bill: Is that her cousin?

Joe: No, that's her cousband!
Cousband by LunaLove47 January 17, 2011

Cousband 

A common title for the average male spouse native to the state of Arkansas. It also applies to the similar scenario in any of the other 49 states in which a woman marries her cousin.
Martha: "Hey, Susan! I haven't seen you in ages!"

Susan: "Martha! You look great! Who's this lucky fellow?"

Martha: *gesturing to Jerry* "This is my cousband! We met at the reunion a few years ago."

Susan: "Awwww, do you have any kids?"

Martha: "Oh yes! You should see them; a bunch of little mutants!" *smile*
Cousband by Shuajo May 9, 2011

Cousband 

When a woman for Alabama marries her cousin who then becomes her husband it is called COUSBAND
Me:What is your relationship with this man
Her: Yeah he is my cousband
Cousband by Bloodyape September 18, 2018