My cousin Sue-Ellen married my other cousin Jim-Bob. She says he is the best Cousband a girl could want, and PLUS she does not evenhave to change her name!
Billy bob: Can you believe that Betty sue got married?!
Tammy lyne: you're darn tootin! I'm going to the family reunion next weekend, I'm gonna find me a Cousband too!
A common title for the average male spouse native to the state of Arkansas. It also applies to the similar scenario in any of the other 49 states in which a woman marries her cousin.
Martha: "Hey, Susan! I haven't seen you in ages!"
Susan: "Martha! You look great! Who's this lucky fellow?"
Martha: *gesturing to Jerry* "This is my cousband! We met at the reunion a few years ago."
Susan: "Awwww, do you have any kids?"
Martha: "Oh yes! You should see them; a bunch of little mutants!" *smile*