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Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation
Commonly used by evil bigwigs in a non-verbal showing of how evil their previous phrase or monologue was. The usage is often associated with C. Montgomery Burns.
"After the King is beheaded his kingdom will be ours!" Exclaimed the King's evil twin brother in a sinister tone as he uses finger pyramid of evil contemplation.
Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation by Wetpaperbag February 7, 2010
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Contempted
Man like Sanjay is bare contempted. I heard a mosquito suckled upon his optical sphere and one's gangsterial capabilities have been compromised, yuh dig.
Contempted by Grall but Holy October 2, 2022
Condomplate
She threw me in my bed, ripped off my pants, and that's when I had to condomplate. I mean sure, I've got a few condoms in my bedside drawer, but do I really want to risk ruining the moment?
Condomplate by Treyfo' September 13, 2011
contemplation
to be thoughtful, to express your feelings and emotions/ to try and communicate with god within yourself, to prey or request with him
contemplation by Lucky Lunacy December 22, 2005
contempathy
n. Contempt immediately followed by empathy, as coined by Marc Maron in his stand-up comedy special More Later.
I don't even know what it was, but my brain just went, "Fuck that guy," but then like two seconds later my brain just went, "Aw, he's sad." My contempathy for him was strong.
contempathy by riverharkness10 September 12, 2016
Condomplate
When a sexual partners hygiene is a little questionable so you take a moment and condomplate the situation on whether to catch the skeet or let it blow like a Twinkie because YOLO
When she took off her draws I instantly started to condomplate the situation while observing the noticeable lingering smell coming from her.
Condomplate by Waterhead N Fireman August 1, 2019