circumference index 

This is the distance around a girl. If it is too high, move on.

Usually measured in what you can touch when you put your arms around a girl.

1 = Upper Arms
2 = Elbows see elbow theory
3 = Fore arms
4 = Hands
5 = Nothing

She's hitting a 2 on the circumference index.

circumference index by Jmp85uk April 22, 2008

Circumfetishist

1. A person with a sexual fetish for male circumcision.
2. An advocate of routine male circumcision.

Wadi let me guess, you're a circumfetishist? You like the idea of some poor bastard getting circumcised.

Circumfetishist by Ffcub September 10, 2023

Circumferency 

Like circumference, only kind of different. Makes more sense when high on marijuana.

Dude, the circumferency is hella big.

You mean circumference?

No. Circumferency

You're a dumbass

Circumferency by the math god April 2, 2004

Circumfercisional 

When a conversation becomes distracted by a side discussion on circumcisions and is unable to refocus.

"We were planning a vacation, but the conversation became Circumfercisional."

Circumfercisional by OhDangWow June 20, 2024

circumference booger 

a booger that covers the entire circumference of your nose, often accompanied by a sticky goo-end that seems to originate from the back of your throat

"I woke up this morning and knew this booger would be a good one. It filled my whole nostril, a full-on circumference booger!"

circumference booger by lektro. November 1, 2013

circumferous 

A nicer way of calling a fat bird fat.

Bloody hell Dai, check out that whopper, she's a bit circumferous ain't she?

circumferous by Mondsy December 24, 2018

Circumference 

When someone isn't in the circle of friends or circle of trust, but they're not a total stranger either. These people are the circumference friends.

Those who keep tabs on your every moves from a close distance.

As soon as you start making moves the circumference friends try to move into the inner circle.

Circumference by RUSure October 3, 2022