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When a mans penis is wider than it is long!
I heard that Bailey bloke had chord
chord by Luke Lee June 26, 2006
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Chord -- Name. Pronounced cord.

Chord is a quiet introverted type of guy. He can be harsh on himself because he can't see what a wonderful handsome person he actually is. Once you get to know him he shows how sweet, kind and caring he is to the ones he loves. The kind of guy who can be sassy and sarcastic but you love him for it. Chord will always put your needs before his own, he's always down to help you with anything. He loves with all of his heart and soul. He'll listen to you night or day, whenever you need him. You need to gain his trust before he feels comfortable enough to share his own feelings with you though, as Chord isn't one for "dumping" his feelings on other people.
J: You really love, Chord, huh?
L: Yeah, I really do.

Chord Overstreet 

Chord Overstreet is an American actor/songwriter born on february the 17th, 1989 in Nashville, Tennessee. Is the 3rd of six children to Julie and Paul Overstreet. He also plays the Mandolin, drums and Guitar.

Mostly known for his role of Sam Evans on Glee.
Chord Overstreet is the cutest actor on glee.
Chord Overstreet by StarFar March 30, 2011

Chord Slurper 

1. The thing in an older model of vacuums that "slurps" the chord back into the vacuum.

2. Someone who performs oral pleasures on a male, (as in "slurping" the "chord.")
Ex.

Robert - I hate these new kinds of vacuums, you know? Like, at least the old ones had chord slurpers on them.
Hannah - A what?
Robert - You know, one of those things that slurps the chord back into the vacuum so I don't have to do it my self.
Chord Slurper by ozzythefish June 3, 2009

Chord Whore

Chord Whore refers to any band that only strum chords in their songs. Most usually, they play the same chords over and over again. This term is often said of bands such as nickelback. The lyrics are simplistic and mentally handicapped just like everything else related to the band. Simplistic and minimalistic are often confused. Minimalistic has reason behind it. Simplistic, in music, is a lack of talent.
Boy 1: Did you hear that new nickelback song on the radio.
Boy 2: Yes, and it sucked they played the same three chords over, and over again with no talent damn Chord Whore's.
Boy 1: Watch me play the song on my acoustic!
Boy 2: F U I'm going to listen to Far Beyond the Sun and Evil Eye by Yngwie Malmsteen.
Boy 1: *strum strum stum* yeah i did it!
Chord Whore by twinbladedfury April 28, 2009

Chord The Oaf 

Chord The Oaf is one who lacks a mindbrain. What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in brute strength. Unfortunately his nether regions did not attain the same massiveness that his muscles did. Often times Chord The Oaf can claim the title of Googus. He takes his orders from Orndrew and is married to Ormily.
Orndrew allowed Chord The Oaf to wed Ormily.
Chord The Oaf by TheGoogus July 9, 2022