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The CMU Chip-Dip 

A Mount Pleasant classic where some desperate freshman rims your cornhole at a tailgate party behind Kelly/Shorts Stadium — while you’re bent over a cooler full of Natty Light — leaving your balloon knot looking like French onion dip after finals week.
“Swear to God, Dylan got the CMU Chip-Dip during Homecoming. One second he’s shotgunning a Busch, next second some sorority chick’s got him spread wider than Mission Street potholes, tossing his salad.”
The CMU Chip-Dip by Franqky24 June 17, 2025
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chip and dip 

A plate or platter often served at Aussie BBQ's usually including a combination of potato or rice crisps, and biscuits and at least one, but preferably multiple dips. The most common and the classic chip and dip is Jatz and French Onion dip although recent advancements in the field of dip innovation have seen the introduction of a wider variety of very tasty dips using ingredients previously not found in dip like rocket, basil, parmesan, cashews and beetroot.

It is quite common in the working class suburbs of Australia to be asked to provide the chip and dip if you attend someone else's barbie.
"Do ya wanna come round for a barbie on Friday night?"
"Yeh sure - what can I bring?"
"Oh just some chip and dip."

or

"Gee you do a good chip and dip Roz. I love that rocket, basil and parmesan."
chip and dip by Luke.C. May 19, 2008

chip to dip ratio 

That perfect amount of dip (salsa, hummus, etc.) to a chip leaving one with no extra dip or chips extremely rare
Guy 1: Holy crap I got the perfect chip to dip ratio
Guy 2: Are you some type of wizard or something
chip to dip ratio by LeChaz November 11, 2013

Chip 'n Dip 

A chip 'n dip is when you masturbate like the lonely-ass you are, you cum, and then your penis then slowly dips into the cum (like a chip going into the dip)
Jim: What were you doing last night Bill?
Bill: Man, I was just having a good time, y'know jerking off and shit, then I took a chip 'n dip and my whole night was

ruined. I came to find out that my wife doesn't love me, and my children are gay. My life is going downhill dude....
Jim: What? Oh sorry, i was playing Clash Royale.
Bill: Fuck you dude....
Chip 'n Dip by AnonymousDouchebag December 16, 2017

Fish n Chip Dirty Dip 

A hole cut in the bottom of the fish n chip bag in which the penis is inserted. The fish n chips is shared with the person or persons who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.

When you just know that ain't a Chiko Roll or Dim Sim in the fish n chips bag!!!
"Hayden gave Karli the Fish n Chip Dirty Dip!" "After finding Hayden's semi-soft cock in the bag Karli chucked her guts up as Hayden told her that it wasn't just vinegar on the chips, it was his cum!"

"Oh man that's so dirty I need to go rinse my mouth out with battery acid!"

Chip and Dip Theory 

So a guy is the chip and a girl is the dip. If a guy dips his chip into a bunch of dips he isn't "ruined" but if a girl puts a lot of chips into her dip, then her dip is ruined.
Guy: I dipped my chip so much
Girl: if I put chips into my dip I'd be a slut
Aka the chip and dip theory

Chip the Dip 

(1) Dropping a chip in any sort of dip; e.g. Salsa or Onion Dip.
(2) Breaking a chip, usually by accident, into any sort of dip.
Her chip fell into the barbecue sauce. "Sally, did you just chip the dip?" "Yeah, sorry, I didn't mean to."