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Snaking the Charmer 

"Snaking the Charmer" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To Snake the Charmer coil your cobra in the basket and mesmerize her with the song of your skin flute.
...and Maliha exclaimed, "Lo, behold! For the beast has turned its song upon the player...he is Snaking the Charmer!"

Panty Charmer 

"Panty" (pronounced pan-tee) refers to a woman's underwear. A Panty Charmer is a person who flirts with, and gets along well with women, regardless of whether or not their aim is to get into their panties.

This term is similar to lady-killer, but it is less insidious.
Mike: "Nice panties Jill"
Jill: "You're clearly *not* a panty charmer, Mike"
Jill: *discretely reports Mike to HR*
Panty Charmer by WillyTime January 9, 2022

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer 

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.
Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

dick charmer

a girl who leads you on and gets you hot and then backs off and don't give you none.
Don't be getting all excited about the dick charmer flirting on you because that girl is just a tease.

snake charmer

(n) A man or woman who has substantial experience in working another person's penis
I've been licking dicks for over a decade now, I'm a snake charmer.
snake charmer by J-Ru September 15, 2003

snake charmer

One who can seduce even a highly resistant member of the opposite sex.
John is such a snake charmer that he had eternal-virgin Jane's pants off in seconds.
snake charmer by Anonymous March 26, 2005