Celise 

An exclusive and beautiful name for exclusively beautiful women. Celise's are extremely generous and are known to frequently be the designated driver for nights out. They have an exceptional amount of love for their close circle of friends and would quite literally go and get water from the moon if it would help the people they care about. A Celise is the kind of girl you can trust with your innermost secrets, fears and worries and know that she will guard them with her own life. Celise is also someone you can share jokes with and who will laugh excessively at your bad humour. If you ever feel down or like you just want to give up, a Celise is sure to find the right words to get you back up and smiling. Celise's are also wonderful if you just need that great hug to make you feel better, or if you need that supportive shoulder to cry on. If you know a Celise or if you're even blessed enough to have one as a friend; you are tremendously lucky and you should spend your time trying to make her as happy as she makes you!

Oh, you met this extremely interesting, beautiful and giving woman last night? Well, you must have come across a Celise.

Did you just say you know a Celise?!?! OMG - I am sooooo jealous!!!

Celise by Melkesjokolade May 6, 2010

celestia ludenberg 

A girl who hides the fact that she’s terrified for her life after murdering 2 people with the justice hammer and stuffing a guy in a transformer suit and shoving him in a locker.

So I cried over celestia ludenberg’s death today.

celestia ludenberg by Bi_Lie.uwu May 16, 2020

Câlisse 

Multifaceted French Canadian word. In the same league as Ostie, Tabarnak, Sacrament, Criss. Comes from a deformation of the Christian religion word Chalice.

Can be used interchangeably in any blasphemous phrase such as:

"Criss de tabarnak de sacrament d'ostie d'câlisse..." or
"Câlisse qui fait frette" (it is freaking cold) or
"Câlisse de cave" (You're/He is fuc&?*#% stupid) or
"Câlisse que j'ai faim" (I'm fuc&?*#% starving)

Câlisse by toecap April 30, 2013

Princess Celestia

Princess Celestia is a character in the current My Little Pony series. She is a tall winged unicorn with a white coat and tri-coloured mane, and she is notable for her much larger size in relation to other ponies in the show.

Princess Celestia is one of the two rulers (her co-ruler being her sister Princess Luna) who preside over Equestria, the fictional land in which the My Little Pony show is based. Princess Celestia functions as the head of state during daylight hours, and has many responsibilities including raising and lowering the sun each day. She also acts as a mentor / support figure to Twilight Sparkle and friends.

There has been no mention within the show as to why she is a princess and not a queen, but it has been unofficially acknowledged that this comes across as more 'friendly' to the target audience of the show.

Despite being posessed of formidable magical abilities she does have her limits as evidenced by certain episodes of the show. As with her sister she is also attributed with immortality.

She has a kind disposition and many positive attributes; but sadly she lacks a lot of character background, so more detail is difficult to provide.

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna form a type of governmental system known as a 'Diarchy'.

Princess Celestia is remarkable for being one of only three ponies with both wings and a horn. Her stature and status guarantee she stands out wherever she goes.

Princess Celestia is a pony well versed in the magic of friendship.

Princess Celestia by Lyra Heartstrings December 13, 2012

Celeste 

Celeste is such a wonderful person. She’s super pretty. She’s just drop dead gorgeous. She has that cute-stupid-attitude which makes guys or girls fall in love with her. When people tell her she’s pretty and cute and adorable she’ll deny it or if your a girl and you say that to her she’ll say something like “all you”. She always wants people to feel special and feel loved. She sometimes has trouble making friends because everyone is really fake to her. She has such a warm and welcoming personality and heart that everyone is always dying to fall into her arms and hope to some day marry her. She the ideal girlfriend who will treat you right. She gets bullied a whole lot , but only sometimes it gets to her. In conclusion she’s the ideal person to be hanging out with because she will make your day. She will make you smile, laugh, and many other emotions. She the ideal best friend you want to have who won’t switch up on you.

Celeste you look so pretty today
Thank you , but that’s all you

Celeste by celeste_castro January 27, 2019

Celestial Ejaculate 

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.

After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

Celestial Ejaculate by MightierToaster August 22, 2010

hipster calisthenics 

That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.

"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."

hipster calisthenics by phantomg6 March 11, 2013