i got carrie all up in my ass 

When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.

Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"

i got carrie all up in my ass by Debnhim October 28, 2018

Grandma Caprio 

Artie Lang's now deceased grandmother. Often imitated by Howard Stern on his show.

Howard Stern: Oh, look Artie, we have Grandma Caprio on the phone...
(Howard doing Grandma Caprio in deep Italian accent): Oh, my-a Artie... You must-a get back-a with-a the Daner. She was-a the best-a thing-a that-a ever happened-a to you-a...

Grandma Caprio by TommyBizzle July 6, 2008

Carrie Lam

1. Current Chief Executive of Hong Kong, CCP's puppet.

2. Self-proclaimed mother of all Hongkongers.

3. True mother of Hong Kong's mutual destruction. (Cantonese: 攬炒, laam2 caau2)

Single-handedly forced a democratic awakening among Hongkongers early 2019 by pushing forward the Extradition Bill and allowing police brutality.

Hongkonger: Liberate Hong Kong! Democracy now!
Nmslese: nmsl
Carrie Lam: oh crap.

Carrie Lam by Mustang_00 April 14, 2020

Caprivid 

A short and punchy music video using a segment of a song. Mini music videos made with limited time and resource.

Why is that banging music video shorter?

It’s not a music video it’s a Caprivid

Caprivid by Scorpiosznn April 4, 2022

Cabriaed

The act of getting so vigorously high you become mute and look dead

Last night I smoked five blunts and got absolutely cabriaed

Cabriaed by anon12345622 May 3, 2022

carrie 

A beautiful and loving girl that always tries her best to help anyone who needs it. She cares about her family even though they can be douches sometimes, and she is nice to everyone unless they don't deserve it. She often believes she is ugly or annoying but we all know that's not true.

Me: wow carrie you're so amazing
Carrie: no, i'm not! fghfjhfhgfkkggjhfkk
Me: yes you are, i love you <3

carrie by Her Boyfriend :P December 18, 2020

capricorn 

Energetic, patient, responsible, hardworking, and trustworthy. Capricorns are someone you want as a friend and a romantic partner! Their kind, and sympathetic nature, make them great friends. Capricorns will be glad to help out, and they expect nothing in return for their good deeds! Capricorns are passionate partners, and like to take control in romance, so they don't feel vulnerable to the other person. Capricorns are hardworking and like to plan, so that they get everything just right. But Capricorns don't trust others to finish details off their work, so they tend to work by themselves. A Capricorns weakness consists pf greed, possessiveness, and being unimaginative. Its hard to connect to them emotionally, because they will form very strong and emotional bonds with anyone they let in. Capricorns are self disciplined and can be stubborn. Pessimism and depression can creep in if the succumb to mood swings, so its important to be careful with them. And they take things seriously and sometimes literally, so choose your word choices carefully as well.

"She is as energetic as a Capricorn!"
"He almost as patient as a Capricorn!

capricorn by TigerGirl4353 November 12, 2015