Canyon 

A unique period in the menstrual cycle, Justin Bieber being the only known woman to experience this stage of the cycle. It involves ovulation from the kidneys, rather than ovaries and can cause high distress levels, often resulting in an inability to walk.

Male A - "Dude, what's up with her?"
Male B - "I dunno man, it's like she's on her canyon"

Canyon by L33T no-scoper May 25, 2010

Canyon 

A women's vagina that is wider than a tire and deeper than a pool.

Did you hear that Linda has a Canyon in her pants.

Canyon by Gingerbread man 201 September 30, 2013

Canyon 

A dirty fuck-boy who dates people that are younger than him.

His "type" is skinny fake girls don't forget they have to be younger then him. (A grade or two)

Canyon is rude and disrespectful and thinks the word "Autism" and "Cancer" is hilarious.

Canyon is a fuckboy

Canyon by Anonymous thot pocket March 26, 2017

canyon 

Places where redneck high schoolers party at. Location often provides the opportunity of "mudding." Canyon parties are fun, no doubt, but often not very well thought-out.

*Big & Rich blaring in the background of canyon party*
"Shit son! the po's are coming! Let's climb up into the trees so we don't get caught!"
*4 hours later*
"Well, I'm finally sobering up...do you think they wrote down my license plates while they were here?"

canyon by idaho, udaho September 21, 2008

Canyon 

Hottest fucking gaping white whoredawg who loves fucking his pet river.

Guy 1: Yo dude, don’t go over there.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because that’s Canyon fucking his pet River!

Canyon by Simp42069 June 11, 2019

Canyon 

has foreskin on his penis

“I want your foreskin canyon”

Canyon by Analbeads223 October 1, 2019

Canyon 

Some kid who has curly hair and is a low key whore. He/She likes to obsess over themselves daily even tho they are ugly as hell. They are loyal and will speak their mind, but obsess over ugly ass dudes at school.

John: Damn! Canyon is a loose slut!
Brittney: Ya I know! What a fat whore.

Canyon by timmythebarbie October 21, 2018