Candis-clitrous 

a woman who loves to stemulate her self while taking a load up the nose

she took my load while she masterbated her self to orgasmic proporations

Candis-clitrous by killerbunny454 November 10, 2003

candis dick fit in your mouth 

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)

“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”

candis dick fit in your mouth by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 20, 2023

Who is Candis 

Dont ask who Candis is

Person 1: Who is Candis?
Person 2: Candis Dick fit in yo mouth?

Who is Candis by Doctor Joe Mama June 3, 2021

Rip Candice 

Dont ask someone who candice is!!!

Person 1: Rip candice 🕊
Person 2: Who is Candice??
Person 1: Candice d!ck fit in your mouth

Rip Candice by coolid April 8, 2021

candiosity 

A word used to indicate a piñata's level of candy fill.

Originally used on the now-defunct television program, "Viva Piñata".

That piñata is stuffed to maximum candiosity; it almost exploded just hanging there!!!

candiosity by Telephony November 27, 2011

whats in the canister 

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya

As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

whats in the canister by ExplosiveGoomba June 3, 2017

Tea Party Candidate 

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.

Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

Tea Party Candidate by rebirth of keynes October 12, 2010