Cancun

A city in Mexico where the Buffalo Bills go to vacation after losing in the playoffs every season

“Did you see the Buffalo Bills lost in the AFC Divisional round again?”
“Yeah, Josh Allen gets to go to Cancun again.”

Cancun by Tactical3800 February 8, 2026

Cancun Cruz 

1. A person in authority who callously ignores the suffering of others, instead using his power and position to completely escape the treacherous situation.
2. Anyone who abandons their responsibilities for the welfare of others in favor of hedonistic escapism.

Cancun Cruz: “Let my fellow Texans freeze to death....I’m going to the beach!”

“Did Dad leave the faucets dripping and bring the pets inside before the storm?”

“Hell no, sis. He pulled a Cancun Cruz and went to Uncle Ned’s house to drink and play poker instead.”

Cancun Cruz by builtforspeed February 18, 2021

Cancun Metropolis 

A chill state of mind. To find paradise within one's mind.

I find my Cancun Metropolis when I'm in the studio.

Cancun Metropolis by Double D Productions 440 August 20, 2013

Cancun Crunch 

The time of year when college-aged students flock to the gym to work on their physical appearances. It usually begins mid-February and lasts through the Spring Break season.

There were so many hot girls at the gym tonight, the Cancun Crunch must be setting in!

Cancun Crunch by Spooney March 10, 2011

cancun handshake 

Two topless girls on the beech walk up to each other and start touching and licking each others breasts. After a few moments of this they walk away as causally as they approached.

Guy 1: Whoa, did you see that, those 2 girls just gave eachother a cancun handshake.
Guy 2: Yea, it happens all the time.

cancun handshake by nikongod March 17, 2011

Cancun kidnapping 

When someone ties you up in your own hammock and tosses you in the pool.

Keep talking shit or I’m going to perform a Cancun kidnapping on your ass.

Cancun kidnapping by Ride a cowboy November 15, 2019

Cancun Kiss 

The act of giving oral sex to a woman.

Kevin gave Britney the Cancun Kiss last night.

Cancun Kiss by gumleaves April 19, 2009