CAILLOU 

A LITTLE SHIT THAT ALWAYS GOES AROUND SAYING 'MOMMY I WANT THIS' OR'DADDY TAKE ME TO TDA CIRCUS OR ILL RAPE YA'. ALSO HE HAS CANCER AND HIS PARENTS AND ROSIE PUT UP WITH HIS SHIT CUZ THEY KNOW THAT THEY`LL SOON BE THREE. THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT LIKE HIM ARE... OH. IT SEEMS THAT NO ONE LIKES HIM. HE CALLS HIS TANTRUMS 'WHEN HES HAD ENOUGH' BUT REALLY ITS 'WHEN HES BEING A DOUCHE'. ALSO, HE HAS A WHINY VOICE AND AN UGLY BODY CUZ EVEN HIS BODY KNOWS HE DOESN`T DESERVE TO HAVE BASIC HUMAN FEATURES.

OMG ITS CAILLOU! IF YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU HAVEN`Y BOUGHT HIM A PRESENT, HELL SCREAM AND KICK AND FORCE YOU TO PAY 100$ TO BUY SHIT!

CAILLOU by Frak67854 June 28, 2018

Caillou 

A little piece of flaming slowly dying SHIT i mean why tf would anybody watch this SHIT

Person1: Hi caillou

Caillou: *SCREAMS* ITS NOT HI ITS HELLO WTF

Caillou by KentuckyFriedDwarf July 20, 2018

Caillou 

A loud child that I want to smack in the face. He throws fits over EVERY DAMN THING IN THE WORLD and never gets discipline. His parents just comply. A bad role model for kids. Not the worst show ever but pretty bad (why did I like that show when I was little)

Caillou: mommy can I have candy

Mommy: no caillou

caillou: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY GODDAMN CANDY MOMMY GIVE ME MY CANDY WHAAAAAAAAA
Mommy: okay just one chocolate bar though

And that is what happens in Caillou

Caillou by a fallen star xxx June 1, 2020

Caillou 

A bald, dickwad who many children use to watch on TV. He doesn't deserve any hair, much less a TV show, so he is bald. His Mommy and Daddy absolutely hate the child, and tried to put his bald ass for adoption, but nobody liked him. See Dickwad.

Caillou is the boy who everyone hates, he even may be a crackhead.

Caillou by spooped August 2, 2018

Caillou 

Caillou is a soiled little shit TV show on PBS, Caillou can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love.

Mom: "Caillou you cannot buy that popcicle"

Caillou: *screams*

Caillou by Bob Chum Person January 16, 2018

Caillou 

An annoying brat who cries and screams and like mentally dies everytime he doesnt get his way. (Aka brat)

His dad: time to take a bath!
Caillou: REEEEEE NUUUUU FUCK CHU *yeets him out the window*

Caillou by ♥︎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)♥︎ August 21, 2019

caillou 

Caillou is a 4yr old boy who does not ever seem to age he is a bratty kid that always gets his way and does not deserve any hair. In French caillou translates to bald noot.

Person: ugh your so annoying

Person2: your such a fucking caillou

caillou by BALD NOOT September 5, 2017