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caffeine 

An essential vitamin, without which one suffers from headaches, depression, sudden violent anger, sluggishness, muddled thinking, and crankiness.
I once went 10 months without vitamin C and only suffered a mild bout with scurvy and tooth loss...I went 24 hours without caffeine and that's why I'm doing life without parole.
caffeine by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003
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Beer cuffed 

Similar to Edward 40 Hands.
Beer cuffing is the act of getting handcuffed to a case of beer, and you're not let go till it's empty. Keys to the handcuffs are often given to someone whom you trust.
Can be played with two players, where each player is handcuffed to each side of a case.

Being let go in order to piss can be optional, although is recommended for 2 player games, especially with female players.
"Stacy and I are gonna get beer cuffed for the festival, it's gonna be awesome!"
Beer cuffed by Cap'n Crimson April 22, 2015
To be talking to someone and not looking for outside hookups
Yo tryna go to the party this weekend there’s hella girls.

Nah man I’m cuffed
Cuffed by Writer456 March 20, 2018

Caffeine Tsunami

The inevitable urge to crap after drinking a cup of coffee, produced by the physiological effects of caffeine on the bowels. Usualy this urge comes on fast and strong, like an unstoppable rebel force.
Jake: "Why were you late to class this morning?"

Ben: "The caffeine tsunami hit on the drive to school. It was all I could do make it to the can."
Caffeine Tsunami by Waine Ker November 19, 2012

caffeine high 

When a person drinks too many caffeinated drinks, and gets so hyper that they shake. Eventually this leads to a crash.
Her caffeine high was so intense that she couldn't sleep for hours.
caffeine high by bubblegal12 October 10, 2013

caffeine and pizza 

first: they are two lovely things
second: a phrase for someone who has a lot of energy, they run off caffeine, and is also pretty chill. they're generally nice humans and have good taste.
He's a real caffeine and pizza, and that's why I love hanging out with him!