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bumped into 

To meet someone accidentally -- past tense, as opposed to just "bump into".
My friend and I, being avid tennis players, bumped into each other when visiting the local courts.

Bumped junk 

When two people of the opposite sex accidentally bump into each other in a sexual type of way.
" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."

" Ya right, you wished it would."
Bumped junk by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009

Bumped the kerb 

When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!
Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!
Bumped the kerb by Butler069 September 23, 2016

have you bumped your head? 

It essentially means you have you lost your mind? or it can be used to express your hatred or dislike for a particular activity or person, similar to kms.
"Moe's is better than Chipotle."
"Have you bumped your head?!?"
or

"This traffic makes me want to bump my head."

or
"Help! I have bumped my head and I can't get up!"
To be left out or left on your own by a group of people
Person 1: Did nobody tell you about that party?
Person 2: No!
Person 1: You've been Bumped!
Bumped by EPC April 2, 2008

Fell and bumped your head 

Meaning you must be seriously crazy. That you or someone else is experencing a really dumb moment at that time.
After Jimmy made the dumbest comment I ever heard I said fool you done "fell and bumped your head"