Brooding

The act of crushing eggs under one’s body for sexual pleasure. Derived from the original meaning of ‘brooding’—sitting on eggs—it has come to describe a form of sexual deviance, particularly within a subset of the furry community known as avians.

Other forms:

Brooded(past tense of Brooding)
Brooding it(same use as the phrase ‘Marking it’)

Little Timmy discovered his LOVE for birds and wanted to express that passion. Brooding was the perfect way to express his angst.

Brooding by Omelet Enjoyer March 24, 2026

bronding 

1.) The process of Bonding, but between two or more good male friends, or bros.

2.) An activity involving two or more straight males that could be perceived as homosexual if witnessed.

"Me and the guys are goin' up north for a fishing trip, gonna be some serious bronding done this weekend."

Matt: "Man, mike kept complaining about sleeping on the floor, so I finally let him sleep in my bed with me."
Brian: "That's borderline gay, dude."
Matt: "Nah dude, pure bronding, that's all that was."

bronding by 132299 April 16, 2009

cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.

With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.

cunt-brooming by 30 tall cans of Busch August 29, 2009

brooking 

A form of entertainment similar to cow tipping. It involves walking along a small creek with an unwitting companion, who is then shoved headlong into the drink. There seems to be an entire think tank devoted to the subtle art named The Brookings Institution. Visitors from Urban neighborhoods are often subjected to this chilling dip.

Janice could not wait to make out with James, but before they could get to the boathouse, he had brooked her. It was her first brooking. They say you never forget your first one.

brooking by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

corn brooming 

v. keeping the path of one's friend or boss clear of obstacles. Originally used in ice curling to indicate the action of sweeping gravel, beer bottles and other debris off the action lane where the hammer rock is flung by the harrier.

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This is my birthday party so when we get to this club I am expecting to get a lot of corn brooming from you ladies.

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Hey. Could I get a little corn brooming here? This is only an important presentation.

corn brooming by gnostic1 November 6, 2011

Broofing 

The action of bro-ing out with 40s on a roof. Bros that broof usually use the roof/beer to get chicks. Studies have shown this action works 100% of the time, every time.

Hey Bro Montana, lets go get some King Cobras and start broofing before our hangovers kick in.

Broofing by TardBird October 8, 2010

brobdingnagian 

Huge
Gargantuan
Massive
Colossal

Really fucking big

Originalted from the tale Gulliver's Travels, from the town Brobdingnag, where everything was really fucking big.

John Holmes is brobdingnagian.
Brobdingnagian is a brobdingnagian word.
Spelling brobdingnagian is a brobdingnagian task.
George W Bush is a brobdingnagian fuck up.

brobdingnagian by OriginalReaper December 24, 2003