Han Brolo 

another term of enderment for "bros"
usually connected with other such starwars bro names:

Broba Fett
Brohan Solo
Chewbraca
C3P-bro

"Well, me and Han Brolo are goin out to peep some ladies, and drink some brewskis!"

Han Brolo by Kyle Ballard May 29, 2008

Bromosexual 

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

Bromosexual by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008

marco brolo 

A harmless game for the bros; generally played in a crowded setting while searcing for a fellow brodude.

Ben: Hey bro, have you seen Vinny?

Ryan: Yeah bro, he's somewhere around here.

Ben:Hey I got an idea we'll just play a game of Marco Brolo.

Ben: Marco

Vinny: BROLO!!!<Answers from across the bar>

marco brolo by BenGordon October 18, 2011

brolociraptor 

1. A brolociraptor is the most dangerous type of bro, because he is also a velociraptor.

2. One who has learned to pick up women from watching Jurassic Park. They wait in the tall grass and pick off the stragglers.

1. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, how was your weekend? Hunt down any unsuspecting scientists?

Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, you pick up any chicks this weekend?

Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

brolociraptor by SilverbackUltraMasculine March 31, 2009

bromosexuality 

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:

bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."

bromosexuality by missLyma March 13, 2009

broloh 

Broloh: When you want to say Bro and bruh at the same time

guy 1: I banged your mom
guy 2: broloh

broloh by Kivikallo February 12, 2020

Brolosophy

The study and practice of being a true bro. It is the study of general problems concerning matters such as girls, drinking, working out, playing sports, and of course, bromances. The word brolosophy is derived from the ancient greek word of "Love of bros"

Bro 1: Bro, you gotta get rid of that gf before we move into that appt.

Bro 2: Ya, we'll never see you around.

Bro 3: Don't worry guys, bromance > romance in my opinion.

Bro 1: That is some wise brolosophy.

Brolosophy by JohnnyBro February 18, 2009